Fifty Shades of Ishmael

Smut posing as literature is getting out of hand. It started in the 60's with Lolita and exploded in the past five years with The 50 Shades of Grey trilogy, and I'm afraid it's getting worse. I was at the book store today, and there on the shelf, right out in the open, where kids could see, was a new book titled Moby Dick. They aren't even trying to be subtle anymore.

Clean your act up, America!

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