Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!


Knock, knock
Who�s there?
Sorry, wrong door.
Okay.


Knock, knock
Who�s there?
Federal Express
Federal Express who?
I don�t know. I just deliver packages.


Knock, knock
Who�s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tom Buchanan.
Hi Tom.


Knock knock
Who�s there?
Pizza delivery guy.
Pizza delivery guy who?
You ordered a pizza?
Yes.
I�m the guy delivering it.
Great.


Knock knock
Who�s there?
Susan.
Susan who?
Susan Caldwell.
I�ll be right out, Susan.


Knock, knock
Who�s there.
You might be a redneck if� you think tobacco is a vegetable.
You might be a redneck if� you think tobacco is a vegetable who?
I thought this was a redneck joke.
Nope. It�s a knock, knock joke.
Oops.


Knock, knock
Who�s there?
Boo
Boo who
Don�t get so upset, crybaby!
What?
Ha! Ha! I made you say �boo-hoo�
You�re a real idiot.
That wasn�t necessary.


Knock knock
Who�s there?
Creeping penis.
Creeping penis who?
I�m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don�t believe I invented the chocolate �clair. But I did. I�m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I�ll kill you last!


Knock, knock
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago.
I bet you�re fat, huh?
I�m�
You are, aren�t you? Fat!
I�m plumpish.


Knock, knock
Who�s there?
FBI!


Hello? FBI! Let us in!

�nobody here�
Oh. Let�s go boys!
(Phew!)


Knock, knock
Who�s there?
There�s a dead old woman in your driveway.
There�s a dead old woman in your driveway who?
No. Seriously. There�s a dead old woman in your driveway.
Actually, that�s just my piss-drunk bar slut of a grandmother. She sells toothless mouth love for �mind eraser� shooters at the Tyson�s Mall TGIFriday�s. Let the whore sleep it off.


Knock, knock
Who�s there?
Henry.
Henry who?
Henry Kissinger. Did you know that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac?
I�m not opening the door Henry.
Damn.

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