A group of soldiers were going on a dangerous mission.just before they started, the captain was checking if everyone was properly equipped and ready. He sees a female soldier not wearing her bulletproof vest.
he tells her to put on her vest.
She replies "Don't tell me what to wear. Teach the enemy soldiers how to not shoot at me."
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