One day a woman was walking with her teenage daughter. The daughter asked, "Mom, what exactly is Heaven?"
The woman replied, "Heaven is when a big strong handsome man pulls my panties down or when we go under the sheets at anytime of the day."
"Then what," the daughter asked, "is Hell?"
Her mother replied, "That's what I have to pay when your father walks in while I'm in Heaven."
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