Favourite bands

After having met Oscar Pistorius and having a few conversations with him, I found him to be quite a pleasant person. He was well mannered and always cracked a joke or two. Then one day I met him on the track and couldn't help notice that he had a beanie with a metallica written on it. A few days went by and the next thing I knew he was in jail charged with the murder of his girlfriend. I was rather astonished. Turns out he was a fan of metalica but deep down he was more of a 'bullet for my valentine' kinda person. . .

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