She woke me up this morning by slipping under the duvet and stroking my cock - next thing I'm getting a great blowie. After 10 minutes she emerged, wiping her lips. "That was great, love," I grinned. "I thought you'd enjoy it," she said, winking. "Happy Father's Day, Dad."
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