My good people, do you know what topic I will be addressing today?
The unanimous answer was 'no we don't'. Well, father O'Reilly seemed offended and said "you don't know? Shame on you. Now go home and reflect on your ignorance. I'm not saying a word more". Everyone left mass totally confused.
Next Sunday Father O'Reilly asked the same question: do you know what I will be talking about today? This time the answer was a unanimous "yes we do' to which Father O'Reilly responded "well, what's the bleeding point of me telling you then? Go on. Go home you smart asses". The following Sunday the congregation was well prepared. Half would say "yes" whilst the other half would say "no". Up comes father O'Reilly asking the same question and as planned the congregation was split 50% yelling "yes" and 50% yelling "no". Father O'Reilly looks at the congregation and says: well, it looks like I'm off home early again. Would those who know what l'll be talking about please tell those who don't.
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