Father and son Sperm Whales are out for a little morning swim...

Suddenly, the son stops and thinks for a moment, then he asks his dad:


Son: "Dad? Where did I come from?"

Dad: "From my penis, son."

Son: "Oh. Uh, thanks..."

Dad: "You're whalecum."

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