A 9 year old boy named Bobby is sitting on a park bench by himself, shoveling candy bars into his mouth. This isn't hyperbole, he has a bowl filled with mini candy bars and he is using his hand to shovel them into his mouth. This clearly isn't his first venture into junk food. Bobby is fat. Real fat. A woman sitting across from him can't take it anymore and goes over to sit next to Bobby.
"You know, eating all of those candy bars isn't good for your health. You should eat more fruit and vegetables, you will lose weight and live a longer, healthier life"
Bobby pauses, then replies "My grandfather lived to be 98 years old"
The woman quips back "Did he eat candy bars all day long?"
"No" Bobby said. "He minded his own fucking business"
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