A nun is traveling through an airport on her way home from a recent mission overseas. As she is moving through the terminal she comes across a fortune telling machine.
She decides to have her fortune told while she waits for her flight. She walks over to the machine, deposits the needed 25 cents, and out spits a fortune card. "Your name is Sister Nancy, you are 5'2", weight 155 lbs, and you are good at playing the fiddle." Sister Nancy was rather confused as she had never played the fiddle a minute in her life. While she is walking over to a seat, she happens to notice a man with a fiddle case sitting down. She walks over to the man and says, "Pardon me sir, but might i have a moment to try out your fiddle?" The man nods, and no sooner does she pick up the fiddle, she is able to start playing it without any difficulty.
Realizing the machine was right, she rushed over to have another fortune told. She deposits 25 cents, and another card spits out. "Your name is Sister Nancy, you are 5'2", weight 155 lbs, and you are about to break wind." "Why I would never do such a thing!" Sister Nancy gasped out loud, since she was in a public space. But sure enough as she was walking back to her seat, Sister Nancy let one rip.
Completely shocked, she ran back to the machine, for one last fortune. 25 cents was deposited, and another fortune card was spat out. "Your name is Sister Nancy, you are 5'2", you weight 155 lbs, and you just Fiddle Farted around and missed your flight."
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