Two guys were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to
inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship
slipped under the surface.
After floating under a blazing heat for six days, they ran out of food and
water. On the tenth day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst, and
starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. As it
drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an old oil lamp. They grabbed
the lamp and rubbed it.
Out popped a tired old genie who said, "Okay, I've been doing this 3-wishes
stuff for a while now guys, and, quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys only
get one wish and then I'm outtalk here... so make it a good one."
The first guy blurted out, without thinking, "Give us all the beer we can
drink for the rest of our lives!"
"Fine," said the genie, and the entire ocean to beer was instantly turned into
"Great move, Einstein," said the second guy, slapping the first guy on
the side of the head. "Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
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