So I found a picture of the Invisible Woman performing suggestive acts on someone. I showed it to The Thing and he said he couldn't see her doing that. When I asked him if it was Mr. Fantastic she was with, Thing said he thought he was a stetch.
"What about the The Human Torch?" I proposed.
"Nah," he said. "When he's turned on, he's totally flaming."
"Well, is it you then??" I asked.
"No way man!" He exclaimed. "I can't even get my rocks off!"
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