Famous Last Words
"Oh come on, nobody's died from this in years."
"I saw it on Jackass last night."
"My dad did it when he was a kid."
"Yes, I'm sure that the power is off."
"It'll only hurt for a couple of days."
"See, I'm not afraid of heights."
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