Out of the darkness came an old hillbilly with a shotgun in one hand and a jug of moonshine in the other.
The hillbilly pushed the shotgun into the tourist's belly and shouted:
"Drink! Drink some!"
Fearing for his life, the tourist swallowed a mouthful, then coughed and spluttered and gasped, almost collapsing to the ground.
"Rough, ain't it?" said the hillbilly.
The tourist nodded in agreement
"Now," said the hillbilly, pushing the shotgun into the tourist's hands, "you hold the gun on me and I can drink some."
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