So a whole huge family is at their annual reunion. The oldest living member of the family "Great Granny" is sitting in a big comfy recliner off to the side so the children don't bother her. Suddenly the 98 year old leans over to the left. Uncle Bill rushes over and straightens her up saying "Dont worry Great Granny, let me help you." Minutes later she leans to the right and has a very intense look on her face. Cousin Tommy rushes over and props her back up and puts a pillow behind her, pats her on the head, and walks off. Yet again a few minutes late Great Granny is leaning to the left again. This time with a look of pain and urgency in her eyes. Grand daughter Kimmy leaps over and sots her straight. "Watch out Great Granny!" She said.
Great Granny finally stopped leaning and sat there with a grumpy expression for a while. Her youngest nephew finally arrives (late as usual) and walks up to her to say hello. "How are you feeling Great Granny?"
Without much pause Great Granny looks up at him and says "None of the bastards will let me fart!"
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