Family names their children after the first thing that touches their face.

A family has three children. They name each children after the first thing that crosses against their face. One day they are walking down the street in a park when a lady stops to comment on how beautiful their first child is. She then asks

"What is his name?"

"His name is Leaf," they said.

"That's an interesting name. Why did you pick a name like leaf?"

"Because when he was born, a leaf crossed against her cheek."

The lady has a confused look on her face, but then she notices the second child.

"Oh, what a gorgeous looking child! What did you name her?" she asks.

"Her name is Flower," they say.

"What a strange name" she says, "why did you name her Flower?"

"For the same reason we named our son; as soon as she was born a Flower came and touched her cheek."

"Oh I see."

The lady now spots the third child, who has some broken teeth and crazy hair. The child makes a weird grunting sound and starts to foam at the mouth.

"Oh shut up, Brick."