A man shoots a few bunnies and he decides to cook them for the family dinner that weekend. However, the kids really like cute little bunnies, so he can't say what they're eating.
During dinner, his son asks:
"Dad, what meat is this?"
The man smiles at his wife and answers:
"Take a guess! Your mum calls me that sometimes..."
At these words, his daughter spits out the food and screams at her brother:
"Don't eat it, it's a dick!"
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