...The first man stayed on the first floor, the second man on the floor, and the third man on the third.
The hotel manager walked up to the first man and said: "Hi! I hope you enjoy your stay. But remember: No barbecuing on the porch."
The first man thought this was quite strange, but went on with his day anyway.
The manger then went to second man and said: "Hi I hope you enjoy your stay. But remember: No peeing out the window."
The second man thought this was quite strange, but went on with his day anyway.
The manager then went to third man and said: "Hi! I hope you enjoy your stay! But remember: No shaving out the window.
The third man thought this was quite strange, but went on with his day anyway.
Later that day, the third man decided to start shaving out the window. The second man decided to pee out the window, and the first man decided to have a nice barbecue on the porch.
All of a sudden, the third man dropped his razor.
The next day, the manager came back to check on the three men.
The third one on the was in a corner crying. He had a half shaven beard. The manager asked what happened. "I lost something very dear to me." He replied.
The manager then went to check on the second man.
He was in a corner crying. There was blood coming from his crotch. The manager asked what was wrong. "I've lost something very dear to me." He replied.
The manager then went to check on the first man.
He was barbecuing sausages and having a good time. The manager asked if the sausages were good. "They're GREAT," Replied the first man. "Especially the hairy one!"
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