Two guys walk into a restaurant, they order a lot to eat but at the end they decided not to pay. One of them has a plan, he says: "I have dildo with me, lets imitate a blowjob, get on your knees and i will hold this dildo, when the waiter sees us, he'll call the manager and they will beat us up and throw us out, so we will walk out without paying a cent". The other guy accepts. Everything went as planned, they got beaten and thrown out. After doing this at 10-15 restaurants and everytime being successful, the guy who gave blowjob gets bored and wants to switch roles, he says: "I'm tired of sucking that dildo all this time let's switch roles, so you'll be the one who gives head" the guy replies: " What dildo? I lost that in that fight in first restaurant"
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