A man is about to jump from a plane. Right before he jumps, he looks down and freezes in place.
"Don't worry," says the pilot, "If something goes wrong - start chanting 'Oh great Buddha, please save me'".
Skeptical but with renewed confidence, the man jumps. At the right height, he tries to open his parachute. Nothing happens.
He tries to open the spare parachute. Nothing happens.
Terrified, the man shouts: "OH GREAT BUDDHA, PLEASE SAVE ME!!"
Suddenly, the man stops falling. He looks down and finds a huge hand, safely carrying him to the ground. As soon as the hand reaches the ground, he jumps down.
"Phew, thank God!"
*smack*
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