there was a little boy playing with his train set in the living room and his mother was in the kitchen so the little boy was in there playing and he said "all of you that are getting off the train get yall asses off and those of you who are getting on hurry up and get yall asses on"
so his mother said "young man we do not speak like that in this house so you go to your room for two hours and think about what you have said"
so he did and in two hours he came back down and played with his train set and said "those of you who are departing have a nice day and those of you who are getting on come on and those of you who are complaining about the two hour delay talk to the bitch in the kitchen!"
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