A store owner was dismayed when a brand new business much like
his own opened up on his left and erected a huge sign which read
BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right,
and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading
LOWEST PRICES.
Panic ensued until he an idea. He put the biggest sign of all
over his own shop. It read . . . MAIN ENTRANCE
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