John, a straight guy, and Charles, a gay guy, were watching football on TV. Charles asked John, "Hey, do you want to play a game?"
John thinks for a second and replies, "Sure, why not!"
Charles begins to state the rules of the game and says to John, "what you have to do is drink a mug of beer for 6 points and pull down your pants and fart for the extra point!"
"Piece of cake, let's do it!" John replies.
"I'll go first," shouts Charles.
He stands up, gulps down the first mug of beer for 6 points and pulls down his pants and farts for the extra point. "Seven - zip, your turn!" he says to John.
John gets ready to begin. He stands up, gulps down his mug of beer for 6 points, then pulls down his pants for the extra point. Charles suddenly jumps up, whips out his pecker and shouts, "BLOCK THAT KICK!! BLOCK THAT KICK!!"
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