A German, a Frenchman, and


A German, a Frenchman, and a Jew were lost in the desert.


The German said, "I'm tired, I'm thirsty, I must have beer!"


The Frenchman said, "I'm tired, I'm thirsty, I must have wine!"


The Jew said, "I'm tired, I'm thirsty, I must have diabetes!"

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