A German, a Frenchman, and a Jew were lost in the desert.
The German said, "I'm tired, I'm thirsty, I must have beer!"
The Frenchman said, "I'm tired, I'm thirsty, I must have wine!"
The Jew said, "I'm tired, I'm thirsty, I must have diabetes!"
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