Little tommy is playing catch with his dad when his father misses a ball that hits him squarely in the crotch. The dad doubles over in pain. Little Timmy runs up to his dad.
Little tommy: What's wrong dad? Why are you hurt?
Dad: The ball hit me in our weakness, son.
Little tommy: What's a weakness dad?
Dad: You see son, everything has a weakness. Nothing is perfect. It just so happens that a man's weakness is on the outside of his body.
Little tommy: Oh, well does mommy have a weakness?
Dad: Yes. But you see, a woman's weakness is on the inside of her body.
Little tommy: Where?
Dad: Inside her head.
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