The Eastern dude watched in amazement as he walked to his saloon to open up for the day. He stopped a passerby to ask what was going on.
"Ain'tcha heard? Big Bad Bob's a-comin' He'll turn this town upside down and I don't wanna be here when that happens!"
The dude can't quite believe it, so he goes behind the bar to wait for customers. After a few more minutes go by, a dark shadow fills the doorway. The batwings are shattered into kindling as the giant newcomer enters sideways to be able to fit at all.
The dude is terrified. "Wo- would you like a drink?" he trembles.
"Gimme a bottle of whiskey!" roars the huge man. As the dude hands it to him, the giant bites off the neck and pours the entire bottle down at one go.
"Wo- would you like another?" asks the dude.
"Hell, no!" roars the man. "Ain'cha heard? Big Bad Bob's a-comin'!"
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