Every year two fleas travel south to Florida.

They always travel by riding on the mustache of a biker and are nearly frozen by the time they get there. One year only one of the fleas makes it onto the mustache. When the first flea sees the other in Florida he says hey, how did you get down here? I didn't see you on the mustache. The second flea says, well this year I decided I was sick of being cold so I climbed up a woman's leg and rode down in her pubes where it was nice and warm. The first flea thinks this is a great idea so he says he'll do the same thing next winter. When next winter rolls around the fleas meet up and the first flea is obviously near frozen. The second flea says, I thought you were going to ride down in some pubes? The first fleas says, I got in there, but then the next thing you know I'm right back on the mustache.