This fella got married and went on honeymoon to this posh hotel. As the couple had a lot of luggage, the doorman helped them in with it. He found it strange that most of them items were fishing rods, tackle and all sorts of stuff you need for fishing expeditions.
At 8am the next morning , the newly-wed man was heading out the door laden down with fishing gear, now the doorman was curious so he asked him why he was heading out so early to go fishing while on honeymoon. The man replied 'Well, it's a little sad, my wife has gonorrhea so I can't fuck her'. 'Oh, I see' says the doorman and off yer man goes fishing.
Next morning at 7am the fella is heading out, again obviously going fishing. The doorman stops him and says to him, 'Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind me saying, it IS your honeymoon, why aren't upstairs at least kissing and cuddling your new bride?'
'Very sad' replied the newly-wed, 'can't kiss her, she's got pyhorrea'. 'oh, fair enough' says the perplexed doorman, as the the guest goes out the door, fishing tackle and all.
The following morning at 6am, the by now normal routine happens, the doorman stops the guy again and says 'Listen sir, I've been thinking about your problem and I like to suggest a solution.' 'Okay, go ahead' says his guest.'
'Well,' says the doorman, why don't you, y'know, take her from behind?'
'Very sad' says the fella, 'can't do that, she's got diarrhea'.
'Fuck me' says the exasperated doorman, 'she's got gonnorrhea so you can't fuck her, pyhorrea so you can't kiss her and diarrhea so you can't even take her from behind! Why DID you marry this woman?'
'Well, says the hotel guest, as he adjusted his fishing rod, 'she's a great source for worms'
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