Famous Last Words
"We'll be safe here, trust me."
"Who cares about the severe weather warning, those forecasters are always wrong anyway."
"We're not as high up as it looks, here I'll show you."
"Who cares about those heart condition warnings anyway, I wanna ride this thing!"
"My friend did this a while ago. I don't know how it turned out, I haven't seen him since."
"It's just a slight tingle."
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!???"
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