A European and American go up to a urinal and start peeing. The European turns to the American and says "Heeey.... American!"
The American shoots the man a dirty look and says "European..."
The other man says "Exactly! How did you know!"
The American says "Well, for starters you're a-peein' on my leg!!!"
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