Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant.

Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. I want two hamburgers, he said. One with onions, and one without. The counter man: Okay. Which one's without the onions?

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