Etiquette Lessons


Two Southern belles are sitting on the porch of this lovely
plantation. The first woman turns to the second and says, "For
my wedding day, my husband bought me this lovely plantation."


And the second woman say, "How nice."


Then the first woman asks, "Well, what did your husband get you
for your wedding day?"


And second replies, "Etiquette lessons, so I can learn how to
say, 'How nice' instead of 'Fuck you.'"

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