Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?
*a showoff*

What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
*Ethiopian*

What do you call two Ethiopians sleeping next to each other?
*Twix*

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
*A rake*

How do you kill 100 flies with one hit?
*Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel*


Just a few from the top of my head, I'll edit in any good ones from comments.

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