A man falls in love with a beautiful woman. The next day, he accidentally does something to offend her. So, unknowingly, he goes to bed. When he wake sup it is dark, and damp, and he is chained to the ground. He sees giant faces light up in the sky. The faces speak: "You have fallen in love with a goddess, then done something to offend her. You have 2 punishments: Either never see her again, or suffer through punishment for the rest of your life, and be forced to marry her." The man, knowing that he would never give up an opportunity to marry her, says that he would rather go with the latter punishment.
With that answer in mind, the gods chop off the man's genitalia.
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