Estelle and Murray's 47th wedding anniversary was coming up,

and Estelle wanted to make it extra special for Murray.

"Murray", she said, "You never do anything fun for yourself."

"What do you mean, Estelle? I go bowling all the time."

"That's still so boring though. I want to spice things up for you. You deserve it. We've been together almost 50 years, and I want you to have some real fun. I'm taking you to a strip club!"

"Estelle", he says, "I really don't want to go. What would i do there? It just doesn't interest me."

But Estelle puts up a fight, and ultimately Murray has no choice but to go with her.

They come up to the front door, and the bouncer says "Hey Murray! How you doing tonight?"

"Murray", whispered Estelle, "how does the bouncer know your name?"

"Oh, that's Bill. He's in my bowling league. I guess this is where he works."

Estelle nods, a little confused, but ok.

They go inside and go up to the bartender... a very attractive brunette girl.

"Hey Murray! Can I make you your usual? Gin and Tonic?"

"Murray", says Estelle, now a little more urgently, "how does the bartender know you??"

"Oh, that's just Renee.. she bartends at the bowling alley - i guess she moonlights here too."

"Ok", says Estelle.. getting a bit more rattled.

They find a seat, and a stripper comes right up to Murray and starts grinding him.
"Hey Muuuuurray... you want your usual dance tonight baby?"

At this, Estelle has had enough, and storms out the front door, with Murray chasing after her.

She hails one of the taxis parked out front, and he jumps in after her.

Murray can't get a word in edgewise. After giving the driver directions, Estelle lays into him. Cursing at him. Yelling at him. Calling him every name in the book.

This goes on for about 5 solid minutes, until Estelle, exhausted from the explosion, stops altogether.

There's finally a moment of silence in the cab.

"Hey Murray," says the cab driver, "this girl you got tonight is a real bitch."

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