There was a woman looking in her mirror one day, all she could see looking back was a big fat ugly woman with wrinkles and sagging boobs.
She asked her husband to tell her something nice about her, a good quality that she has.
After a bit of thinking he replied well dear i suppose you do have very good eye sight.
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