Estaba un borrach�n afuera de su casa grit�ndole a la puerta:
"�Abracadabra! �Abracadabra!"
En eso, pasa un polic�a y le dice:
"Oiga, se�or, �de veras cree que la puerta se va a abrir dici�ndole abracadabra?"
"�Ach�s! �A poco dije abracadabra? Perd�n, me equivoqu�..."
Y entonces comienza a gritar:
"�Abre, cabrona! �Abre cabrona!"
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