Escaping Prison

Three men are sitting in a jail cell 4 stories up, 2 americans and 1 chinese man

The two americans look at each other and are like, "Man we gotta escape from here we can't stay in prison"

So they make a plan to tie there bed sheets together and escape out the window

The first american goes, but he falls half way down

He hits the ground and groans,"a man, ugh, I think I broke my leg"

The second man goes and he too falls off the rope, and when he hits the ground he goes, "ow my arm, I think its broken"

Finally the chinese man gets down and seems perfectly fine so the americans asked, "well what happend to you?"

The chinese man replies,"Ching chong chinese balls hanging from the prison wall"

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