Who the hell is Eric ?
Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night:
Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with ....
"Where the hell have you been?"
Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"
"Well...One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"
Eric is presently in The leeds General Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.
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