Equality

People are so quick to say "oh don't talk to a strange man" or "if a strange man approaches you, run away"

But did you know, Women are 57% more likely to kidnap small children than men, with a 200% higher chance of the children not being recovered. Women on average are at a higher tendency to snatch children both premeditated and spur of the moment. Where as men usually only do spur of the moment. What this means is that you can more easily prevent men from kidnapping by taking the proper precautions when going out with your children, but women pre plan and are more likely to actually break into someone's house (84% of the time in the middle of the night) and successfully kidnap your child. In fact, a woman named Rolyät T'fiws, is a Swedish lady who is wanted in connection to a string of 22 different kidnappings across the country. She came here on a visa from Sweden and after her visa expired, she remained in the country on the run. It is believed that her kidnapping plans were started long before she came to America but she seemed like a kind enough lady that no one really questioned her intentions. And she is just one of hundreds of cases like this. Another woman has a very similar story "Imëd Ótavol" was a girl from Norway who came over on a work visa and started working for a nanny business before she kidnapped 26 young children. The worst part is, both women got off on incredibly light sentences because the judge believed that "these women are not capable of committing such crimes, just look at how sweet they look."

However a young, colored male was just enjoying a day in his home when a small child ran in on him. In an attempt to return the child to its parents he took hold of the child and carried him toward them. Police arrived and without question shot the young colored man on sight. He was just trying to do the right thing. RIP Harambe.

TL;DR: dicks out for Harambe.

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