Pauly was strolling down the street one day and wandered into an antique shop.
An unusual urn caught his eye, and he asked, "Say, buddy, how much is this vase here?"
"The urn to which you are referring, sir, is $650,000," said the antique dealer.
"Nearly a half-million bucks!" said Pauly. "Why so high?"
"Because, sir, this urn is over 3000 years old."
"You're pulling my leg!" said Pauly. "We've only just started 2014!"
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