A recent epidemic of epilepsy is spreading throughout the US. Obama decides to hire a known epilepsy expert sight unseen to head up a federal effort.
Convening a panel the next week, a woman enters the room and sits down.
Obama leans over to his aide sitting beside him "Who is this person? I haven't seen her before."
The aide replies "She's your seizure czar."
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