Cavities

A mother a father and their son come home from their vacation early because the son is complaining about a tooth ache. The mother tells the boy that he probably just has a cavity and it will be fine, but the father is anxious about his son's discomfort and causes a whole ruckus at the airport terminal and in many ways, he delays their travel further. when they finally get home, the father brings his son to the dentist and waits in the waiting room, while the child is brought in. "You can either come in or stay in the waiting room" says the receptionist. The father waits in the waiting room while the dentist assistant gives the boy a routine teeth cleaning, after about twenty minutes she says, "alright honey, I'm going to go get the dentist and hes going to look for cavities, you just wait here and he'll come out in a minute." The dad was getting anxious and eventually he walked in at the same time as the dentist. He paused and then screamed, " what the fuck are you doing with my son?!" The dentist stumbles over his words with shock on his face and while hes looking back and forth to the son and father, the father decks him in the face. The dad then asks the boy what hes doing with his pants at his ankles and if the dentist hurt him. The boy, afraid that he did something wrong, then says, " I was getting ready for my cavity search like you did at the airport."