Two men (if you must know, Bob and Jon) died on the same day.
Then they went to heaven. There before them stood the gates of
heaven with God in front. He said "Before you go to heaven,
what would you like people to say at your funeral?" Bob said,
"I would like people to say that I was a kind, trustworthy man
and it was sad that I left."
Jon said, "Yes, yes, that would all be nice, but what I really
want them to say is, "LOOK!! HE MOVED!!"
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