Me and two friends of mine, Ian Sloane and David Eddie entered a relay race. We set up so I would start, Ian would go next and David would finish.
So we set up, and I took my position. "On your marks, get set, GO!" I wasn't a great runner and the rest of the athletes just left me in the dust. I passed the baton to Ian Sloane and he took off. He was as fast as lightning and overtook all the athletes with ease. He then passed it over to David Eddie who took off and ensured that we won the race comfortably.
A local news reporter who witnessed the race was absolutely astounded at the feat and came over to interview me, "So how did you win that race?" he asked.
"Well, you know what they say, Sloane and Eddie wins the race!"
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