WWII, two Soviet soldiers, who both used to be theater announcers, are sitting in the trenches...

Then they hear the radio announcement: "Comrades, it's with a heavy heart that I must tell you this bad news: city of Bryansk was occupied by the Germans today."

One of them says to the other one, "Pfff, you call that a city? Two 500-seaters at best!"

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