An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman are driving through the desert when the car breaks down. They decide they have to abandon the vehicle but take parts off of the car to survive the journey. The Englishman goes and takes the radiator.."at least I can have a drink of water to keep me going" The Irishman says "fuck it I'll take the chair, at least I'll have something to rest myself on". The Scotsman steps up and begins removing the front door...the two lads puzzled look at him and say "what's the story?what on earth will you do with a door..??!!the Scotsman looks up.."at least when it gets too hot I'll be able to let a window down".
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