An English man, Scottish man and an Irish man was working on top of a 400ft building.
Dinner time comes and they all sit down and open their sandwiches that their wives had prepared for them.
English man opens his and it's Ham
English man :- "I'm sick to death of fucking ham sandwiches! If my wife makes me these again in gonna throw myself off this building"
Scottish man opens his and it's Corned Beef
Scottish man :- " I can't stand corned fucking beef! If my wife makes me these again I'm gonna chuck myself off too!"
Irish man opens his and it's Egg Mayonnaise.
Irish man :- "Ehy I'm telling ye now these make me shit stink! If me wife makes me these again I'm also gonna throw meself"
Next day comes and the English man opens his. It's Ham, so he throws himself over
Scottish man opens his, it's Corned Beef, he jumps over after him.
Irish man opens his and it's Egg Mayonnaise, he dives off head first.
A week later, all three of the men's wives was at the joint funeral.
English mans wife :- " I can't believe this has happened l, if only he had told me I would of made something different"
Scottish mans wife :- " Aye, I canny get over it, I never knew it was such a big deal "
Irish mans wife :- " Ehy I'm not crying over my loss, he made his own sandwiches the daft twat!"
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