The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed
away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the
chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac
arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone put the
battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...
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