Employee's leave plan

Employee : Sir, my father died I need leave for a week.
Employer: sure.
After 6 months...
Employee : Sir, my mother died I need leave for a week.
Employer: okay .
After 6 months...
Employee : Sir, my father died I need leave for a week.
Employer: go on .
After 6 months...
Employee : Sir, my mother died I need leave for a week.
Employer: approved .
After 6 months...
Employee : Sir, my father died I need leave for a week.
Employer: you can take the leave.
After 6 months...
Employee : Sir, my mother died I need leave for a week.
Employer: What is going on? Do you think I am a fool? Every six months either your father dies or your mother. How many parents do you have?
Employee : Sir it's not my fault. When my mother dies, my father marries someone and when my father dies, my mother marries someone

Sorry for bad English
After 6 months...

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